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emilioestevez:

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so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

darkw00ds:

Terri ✌ (PandaPooooo) on Twitter op We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/54692160/via/amii_wonderland

why is it so much harder for guys to committ?

s0-theres-this-b0y:

Hmm maybe I should take this advice…

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

When I’m wearing socks & step in something wet:

sodamnrelatable:

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NOOOOOO! I JUST PUT THESE ON!!!!

If I want someone, they don’t want me. If someone wants me, I don’t want them. If we both want each other, they live in narnia or some shit.

sodamnrelatable:

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